Hot Ones 10 Pack
Amazon.com : Hot Ones | Hot Sauce 10-Pack (Season 17) : Grocery & Gourmet Food
Fake Halloween Costumes
1. Social Media Manager. Comes with an iPhone 14 Pro Max . . . Adobe Creative Cloud . . . and irritable bowel syndrome.
2. Grandma. It comes with back pain, a comfy sweater, and expired milk.
3. Indie Artist Playing a Show Tomorrow. It includes 467 Instagram posts about the show . . . a link to buy tickets . . . a “low ticket warning” . . . and anxiety.
4. Unprepared Hiker. It comes with a t-shirt, flip flops, a sunburn, and an empty energy drink . . . “Sense of direction not included.” The Washington State Department of Natural Resources did that one.
5. Job Recruiter Who Ghosted You. It comes complete with a “We’ve solved this internally” smirk.
ATM Piggy Bank
My mom totally got one of these for me in an attempt to save money…bahaha
